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Short joke
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in sex months
Lawyer: Think about it once again
Wifes like that are hard to get
Funny joke
Teacher: Correct the sentence
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student: A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher: How
Student: Ladies first
Acute excuse
Teacher: Why are you late
Student: Mom and dad were fighting
Teacher: So what makes you late if they were fighting
Student: One shoe was in mom’s hand and one in dad’s
The best joke
Wife: If I had known you were this poor
I wouldn’t have married you
Husband: When I was telling you that you are the only thing I have in this world
What are you thinking
Find a woman
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman
What do we learn from this
Student: We should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman
(Dr. Kassem Istanbouli)
(Dr. Kassem Istanbouli)
